I say lie, lie until your pants are on fire
Niles: She was hysterical. I haven't heard her this panicked since her strength gave out halfway through a revolving door.
Niles: She's gotten involved with some Argentine polo player. Turns out he's a cad and a gold digger, with a violent temper to boot.
Martin: That's probably what she put in her ad.
Niles: Poor thing completely lost her appetite, barely touched her snail.
Martin: You don't tell your pregnant wife you had lunch with your ex.
Frasier: Yes, I agree with Dad. Normally, I'm a proponent of telling the truth, but as a man who's dealt with a pregnant spouse, I say lie, lie until your pants are on fire.
